I figured out a way to put a stop to my endless remote search and my endless swearing at myself because I couldn’t find it again. I was constantly picking it up and putting it somewhere with no logical reason—the bathroom, kitchen, purse… Then I would finally find it and swear I would put it back on the coffee table every time. I felt frustrated, absent-minded, and just generally annoyed.

But I have fixed all of it!

Now, I know it looks cumbersome, and it is. I know it looks heavy, and it is (1 pound). And that is exactly the point.

Who would pick this thing up and leave it in the kitchen? No one. I don’t even want to pick it up to change the channel because it is cumbersome and heavy!

I think I’ll call it:

The Best Cumbersome Heavy Remote Control That Keeps You From Losing Your Remote Control Tool

Perfect, the name is also heavy and cumbersome. Don’t miss the play on words, (tool – wrench). Hahaha, God I amuse myself sometimes!

I’m going to be rich! Now if I can just figure out how to change the batteries.