I figured out a way to put a stop to my endless remote search and my endless swearing at myself because I couldn’t find it again. I was constantly picking it up and putting it somewhere with no logical reason—the bathroom, kitchen, purse… Then I would finally find it and swear I would put it back on the coffee table every time. I felt frustrated, absent-minded, and just generally annoyed.
But I have fixed all of it!
Now, I know it looks cumbersome, and it is. I know it looks heavy, and it is (1 pound). And that is exactly the point.
Who would pick this thing up and leave it in the kitchen? No one. I don’t even want to pick it up to change the channel because it is cumbersome and heavy!
I think I’ll call it:
The Best Cumbersome Heavy Remote Control That Keeps You From Losing Your Remote Control Tool
Perfect, the name is also heavy and cumbersome. Don’t miss the play on words, (tool – wrench). Hahaha, God I amuse myself sometimes!
I’m going to be rich! Now if I can just figure out how to change the batteries.
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