Fashion Backward

I have gone astray of fashion since gaining weight. It’s a real shame. It happens to a lot of women, but I didn’t think it would happen to me.

I am hopeless when going shopping for myself. I like the look on the mannequin, but in the dressing room it never works. I usually go back to the old faithful t-shirts and jeans.

I love shopping with my oldest daughter because she will tell it like it is. “Oh, no, Mom” and “No, no, no, Mom” she’ll say when I’m trying on clothes. On the other hand, I ended up with a maxi skirt because of her.

On a recent visit we went to the mall. I tried on a pair of new running shoes to start walking when I got back home. They were very “current”.  I tried on a pair of light grey.

Looking at myself in the mirror I said, “I like them”.

“No, they are too close to your skin tone,” Emily said. She later apologized in between fits of laughter of likening me to a zombie.

I bought a different color running shoe, head bands and a scarf. I was ready to set some trends of my own or at least follow them.

On the morning of going to the airport Emily put my hair in a messy bun. I put on the head band and the scarf over a t-shirt. I looked nice. Allison wanted to know why I was so dressed up.

Unfortunately, I realized another great use for the scarf; crumb catcher. God knows how many people I had encountered with the popcorn I had eaten three hours earlier caught in my fashion forward scarf.

You can’t take me anywhere.

The Perfect Sandal

This post really is about sandals. Really, no life anecdote or clever comparison to how we live our lives. Seriously, all about shoes and how they can uplift the spirits and confidence level of the wearer.

Strangely though, I tend to be a bit stingy with my shoes. I like a pair and then I wear the hell out of them. I only have about five pair of shoes per season, but they are the best shoes.

Recently I had a pair of wedge sandals that I got so many compliments on. Then the strap broke! Mother’s Day I set off on a mission. OMG my missions are infamous! Not just to me, but to everyone I bore with the search of the perfect “____” fill in the blank. The perfect baptism dress, mother of the bride dress, cousin of the bride dress (bought two of those), funeral dress (found fairy quickly, I must have been channeling Jackie), shoes for the baptism dress and so on and so on.

Amazon came yesterday and I will be displaying the perfect wedge sandal in the office tomorrow, standing, of course!