Don’t men drive you crazy sometimes? Whether you are in love with them, living with them, married or not, female or not, don’t they just drive you crazy? As a person married to one for twenty years I will tell you it has been one of the biggest tests in my life to stay with my husband.
The other day I actually sprayed his toothbrush with Windex while I was cleaning the bathroom. It was completely immature, but it gave me great pleasure. He had hurt my feelings, I was mad, but I was too proud to say anything so I did something so incredibly passive aggressive it should go down in the books. Anyway, Windex isn’t that poisonous is it?
I contemplated swishing the toothbrush around in the toilet, but that seemed too clichéd. On the second pass at the sink I felt a pang of guilt so I entertained the idea of rinsing it under the water, but instead I sprayed it again.